Eugene the Relationship Consultant

What I do:

You are alone and want a work buddy.

I have a blueprint that can help:

You can mentor them.

While they teach you to vibe.

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breaking down the “hungry Itch” into its core fundamentals”

How the process works:

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#1

Find someone who fits your “avatar”

Who do you want to work with. Be crystal clear about who it is you are looking for.

#2

What can she help you with?

Is it leveling up in a videogame, gardening, cleaning the garage?
What are you going to mentor her on that will be challenging and exciting for her?

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#3

Begin working together

it will be awkward at first but you just dedicate time to work together. There is no other “romantic” pressure that can get in the way when you are simply trying to get a job done.

#4

Regroup and reiterate

Check back to see where you are at, what is working and what isn’t.
And how we can improve.

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All you need is a

the roadmap/Blueprint:

Always On Time

You can count on me to be punctual

Hard Working

We will be ruthless in churning through all the available options

Flexible Availability

I will work around your schedule